“They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone should be free to have their knee socks and their sweaty shorts, but I’m over it. I’m over this weird, exhausted girl. I’m over the girl that’s tired and freezing and hungry. I like bossy girls, I always have. I like people filled with life. I’m over this weird media thing with all this, like, hollow-eyed, empty, party crap.”—Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via coketalk)
“The hardest thing on the show for me is keeping a straight face, I don’t know how Jensen does it. He can keep a straight face no matter what Jared is doing, but I crack at the drop of a hat… which of course fans the flames even more, and Jared can be totally relentless. He’ll do little things like when it’s my close-up he’ll take out a pair of tweezers and start pulling the hairs out the camera operator’s ear, which is very difficult to work against. There was one scene where I was standing across the table from him and he stuck his foot in my crotch! Jensen was standing next to him in that scene and every time I looked at Jared he’d go cross-eyed or something and I kept cracking up, so Jensen said, ‘Don’t even look at him, just deliver the line to me.’ So the next take I delivered the line to Jensen and he licked his lips and made salacious expressions at me, so of course I cracked again.That’s par for the course”—
That awkward moment when you think that the flooding in Santa Cruz happened right near where your friend lived and you were super worried, but then realized that it was in Capitola and nowhere near there and you've been reading the map wrong.