The most neglected creature in the universe would be the result of a Silent and a Weeping Angel having a child together. When ever you looked at it would turn to stone, and the moment you looked away you would forget you ever saw it. It will grow up alone and unloved.
A few weeks ago, one of my favorite people on tumblr sent me this message:
In this post, I’m going to attempt to do exactly that: Sell you Supernatural by explaining what I think makes the show so special. In addition, I’ll discuss a few things you should know if you’re considering getting into the series. Along the way, I’ll make some cross-comparisons with other fandoms such as Glee and tell you how I personally got sucked into the series.
Hang onto your bobby socks, ladies and gents. ‘Cause this is going to be a long post.
This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals–sounds that say listen to this, it is important.
[x] you wear hoodies [x] you wear jeans [ ] dogs are better then cats [x] it’s hilarious when people get hurt [ ] you’ve played with/against boys on a team [ ] shopping is torture [ ] sad movies suck [ ] you own an XBOX [ ] you own a Wii [ ] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid [ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter [ ] you own a DS, PS2 or Sega [ ] you used to be/are obsessed with Power Rangers [x] you watch/watched early morning cartoons [ ] you watch sports on TV [ ] you go to your dad for advice [ ] you have played sport at a state level [x] you used to/do collect collector trading cards [x] you have worn baggy sweatpants [x] it’s kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people [x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors [ ] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think [ ] sports are fun [x] you talk with food in your mouth [ ] you sleep at night with your socks on [x] you have fished at least once TOTAL = 10
YOUR GIRL SIDE [ ] you love to shop [x] you wear eyeliner [ ] you considered cheerleading [ ] you wear the color pink [x] you go to your mom for advice [ ] you hate wearing the color black [x] you like going to town [ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures [x] you like wearing jewelery [x] you cried watching The Notebook [ ] skirts are a part of your wardrobe [ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies [ ] you don’t like Star Wars [ ] you are/were in gymnastics [x] it takes you around a half an hour to shower [x] you smile a lot more than you should [ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes [x] sometimes you care about what you look like [x] you like wearing dresses sometimes [x] you like wearing body spray or deodorant [ ] you wear high heel shoes [ ] you used to play with dolls as a kid [x] you have put makeup on others [ ] you like being the star of almost everything [ ] you love shoe shopping [ ] pink is one of your favorite colors TOTAL = 11
Yeeaah… I fail at my own gender…
eh. close but still a girl
WOW OKAY, so to be a girl I have to be some kind of prissy product of Victoria’s secret and Abercrombie and Fitch? SO glad we continue to gender stereotype like this.
I mean seriously, it’s ALL just people stuff. Not boy stuff, or girl stuff. It’s WHATEVER you want to do.
I AM A GIRL. I LIKE TO WATCH PORN AND PAINT MY NAILS AND DO WOODWORKING AND BAKE CUPCAKES AND DRINK SCOTCH.